***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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