I look better un-naked...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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