it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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