Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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