Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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