Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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