I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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