it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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