Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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