we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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