I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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