going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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