At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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