Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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