at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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