I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
