Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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