i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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