Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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