2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
is wine microwaveable?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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