Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
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