We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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