Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
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we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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