Three words: puerto rican gang bang
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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