He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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