Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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