I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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