so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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