I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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