There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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