i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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