They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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