So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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