Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
