It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
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