Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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