I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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