I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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