Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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