i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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