in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
tell me about the fingering
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