Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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