i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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