Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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