Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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