are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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