I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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