terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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