I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I think a kid would responsible me up
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
