dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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