Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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