they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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