He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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