piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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