someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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