is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
