throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
soo... how was my night?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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