i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
a search helicopter?!
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
This is my life. Enjoy the view
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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