He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
