It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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