R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Randomize
